I just stood behind Stephen Merchant at Waitrose. He turned and looked at me and I wanted to say something like "I'm a big fan" without sounding like a tosser but couldn't and instead opted for the gurgling sound that left my throat which, if that wasn't bad enough, I followed with a limp "hey."
Naturally he said nothing in return and judging from the fact that I was buying Flora spread, ryvita and 2 kiwis, I really don't blame him.
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You should have put on your best valley girl accent and told him that you, like, totally love the wanking over the ballpoint pen scene in Extras...
A friend has several times had a broccoli standoff with Nick Cave in Waitrose down here. Fyi.
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